10 things to say about Christmas gifts you don't like

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 23-Dec-2010 19:07:56

Ten things to say about gifts you don't like
10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.

9. It would be a shame if the garbage man ever accidentally took this from me.

8. Perfect for wearing in the basement.

7. Well, well, well...

6. I really don't deserve this.

5. Gosh, I hope this never catches fire!

4. I Love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

2. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the federal witness protection program.

1. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.

Post 2 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Thursday, 23-Dec-2010 19:12:16

lol good one

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 23-Dec-2010 20:26:09

good one indeed.

Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 24-Dec-2010 8:56:30

lol

Post 5 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 20-May-2011 14:12:38

Nice one!